i will always find a way out
Would’ve been funnier if it were Miranda Cosgrove
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
THE MUSIC,THE REFRENCES,THE COMEDY, THE ANIMATION, I CAN’T HANDLE IT.
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
can that be abbreviated FBI?
me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
you lost your salt privileges